Mar 23, 2010

FART - Dedicated to Hillbilly Duhn!

It is a pleasant thing,
It gives the belly ease,
It warms the bed in winter,
And suffocates the fleas.

A fart can be quiet,
A fart can be loud,
Some leave a powerful,
poisonous cloud.

A fart can be short,
Or a fart can be long,
Some farts have been known
to sound like a song...

A fart can create
A most curious medley,
A fart can be harmless,
Or silent and deadly.

A fart might not smell,
While others are vile,
A fart may pass quickly,
Or linger a while...

A fart can occur
In a number of places,
And leave everyone there,
With strange looks on their faces.

From wide-open prairie,
To small elevators,
a fart will find all of
Us sooner or later.

But farts are all bad,
Is simply not true -
We must never forget...
Sweet farts like you!

3 comments:

Hillbilly Duhn said...

Awe shucks!! I'm honored...:)

Ella Unread said...

Lol, I have to clap my hands Maryx! I've been holding myself to write a post about my dog's farts and burps -which are driving me nuts - and you just publish this so gracefully! Bravo! :D

Maryx said...

Hillbilly - Pleasure! =D Glad you like it? =D heehee

Ella - Gracefully? Cool! =D