Feb 15, 2010

Dude, Where's My Clothes?

I guess this is TMI. I don't know. I don't care. It was hilarious. To me. He had a bit a lot too much to drink on Friday night. We had friends of his over. One is his ex-girlfriend. The other one is her friend. Imagine how comfortable THAT was... Cheesy Grin
He got so drunk he spent an hour or so by the toilet. Do I have sympathy? Not much. I had a total of two drinks that night. I was SOBER. They weren't. Not fun I tell you.

Later when we finally got him dragged out of the bathroom, unconscious I might add, we hoisted him onto the bed and the girls not me started undressing him because his clothes was wet from swimming. I quickly intervened and told them I'd be fine and that they can go home. Where after I took off his clothes and didn't replace them with new, dry clothes. What for? It's just him and I in the house (Nothing I haven't seen before) and it's a MAJOR effort on my part. He's dead weight when he's drunk and passed out. Anyone is.
I tried sleeping next to him. Didn't work. He snored like a Buffalo on steroids or something. So I took a cushion and a blanket and parked myself on the couch for the night. I slept alright at least.

5am that next morning, Mister Naked and Hungover stumbles into the living room, grabs me by the hand and continues dragging me to the bedroom. Imagine being fast asleep and getting a huge fright from opening your eyes and the first thing you see is his dangly bits... HAHA! For what? I don't know. He passed out soon after again.

After asking me 'Uuurrrrrmmm, Where's my Clothes?'

'I undressed you sweetie. Your clothes were wet.'

'That's nice. But why are you wearing yours?'

'I was sober enough to get dressed in PJ's thank you very much.'

'Okay... Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz'

In my arms. Like a baby.


Hillbilly Duhn said...

I would totally love to wake up with dangly bits in my face!! HAHA

I have to say, the one time I woke up and said, "Dude, where's my clothes" It wasn't as classic as that...Damn, back when I was seventeen, had me a night of drinking, heavy heavy drinking, my current boyfriend was in the army, gone, and I was out with friends, ended up blacking out, and woke up the next morning naked. And a my EX BOYFRIEND lying next to me. Um, whoops. I looked at him and said, "Dude, where's my clothes?"

I told the current boy and we broke up for almost a year. then got back together and ended up getting married...Then divorced seven years later. Guess it was just doomed from the start...hahaha

Daffy said...

WOW! Romance lives on!

Dangly bits in your face....that has to be a classic line, for sure!

Maryx said...

Hillbilly - WOW! What a story! I would slightly freak out I think! Yeah well... not complaining about the dangly bits... HAHA! =)

Daffy - LMAO!! For sure!