WARNING - HUGE ASS POST THAT HAS NO SIGNIFICANCE WHATSOEVER.
YOU'VE BEEN WARNED...
ENJOY...
Yeah go ahead and laugh. I did too. I thought these would be funny. I came across this site and thought 'Hey why the hell not... I'm bored...' So there you go! LMAO!!
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Phychic huh? Not the first time I've heard that about myself...
SO True!
Whoop Whoop!!!! Now THAT'S the way to go!! =D
Yeah Yeah...
Totally True. I cannot stand them. Nobody is better than anybody else.
ROFLMFAO!!!!!
Okay Okay Halloween passed me by I know... but we don't celebrate Halloween here in SA really. So yeah... was just curious... Yummy!
Bullsh!t
Double Bullsh!t. I think. =S
Cool. I think. =D
I have to admit... that might just be partially true.
TRUE
I'm Maryx and I'm in Office Administration.... LMAO!
WTF?!
Quite Possibly... =D
=D
Urm... Okay.
ROFLMFAO!!! *Ahem!*
Bullsh!t
Whoop Whoop!! =D Heehee!
Nice... What awesome friends I have...
Yeah Baby Yeah! =D
Yum Yum!! =D *Cheesy Grin*
True!
*EVIL LAUGH*
Whoop Whoop!!! Hell Yeah! =D
What a way to go!! Love It! (And WTF Prince Charles?! hehe)
That looks just about right...
Why are you going to hell?
Urm... Oookkkaaaayyyy... Whatever.
Urm.. okay... sorta kinda ... Oh Whateva!
FFS?! Come on man! When I'm dying?!
Urm.. okkkaaaayyyy...
So which one do you think it is?! =D
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
LMAO!
SECOND Quiz that confirms this... HAHAHAHAHA!! Hell Yeah! =D
SO TRUE!
Urm... Lovely! HAHA!
I DO live in hope... =D
Oh Sh!t
Whoop Whoop!! =D
Hell Yeah!! =D
Wow... Sh!t
Well that's not too bad...
What's the fun in that?!
TRUE
WTF?!?!?! Kill me now?!?! Please Please Please Kill Me Now?!?!?!?!?!
(Yeah Whatever)
That could work... as long as I'm a sexy pirate
Works for me... =D
LMFAO!!! Totally!!!
=D
Hell yeah!! Whoop Whoop!! =D
TRUE TRUE TRUE... as always!
Oh no... Urm...
Dear Future Hubs,
Please don't propose at an amusement park. I'll laugh at you.
Love,
Your Wife to Be
Yeah... Right...
WTF?! Urm... no... My greatest fear is losing someone I love.
Words of wisdom right there...
True. True. I'm hoping it turns into love yes. =D
Oookkkkaaaayyy... Cool.
=D
There you have it! =D
I LOVE THAT NAME!
=D Nice!
Okay Okay I'll stop now. You've probably stopped reading anyway. Shows you my boredom and inability to do anything but copy and paste today. I have so much to do and NO intention of doing it today. Work included. Although... I'm heading to Muaythai again today, it's awesome btw! Have to get over my laziness though...
So do some and let me know what you got!
YOU'VE BEEN WARNED...
ENJOY...
Yeah go ahead and laugh. I did too. I thought these would be funny. I came across this site and thought 'Hey why the hell not... I'm bored...' So there you go! LMAO!!
*Click to enlarge and read*
Phychic huh? Not the first time I've heard that about myself...
SO True!| Death through Sex! |
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| You are going to die by having a heart attack during sex. This is probably because it fills up so much of your time now that if you died doing anything else, it would be going against the odds. |
Whoop Whoop!!!! Now THAT'S the way to go!! =D
| You are 53% Psychic! |
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| You are psychic. You are above average when it comes to perceiving the future. You are very observant and clever, with a good amount of common sense. It is very easy for you to predict things and be correct. |
Yeah Yeah...
| You hate Smug People! |
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| Smugness is your biggest pet peeve. What with all their thinking they’re so good. They are so self-absorbed, they won’t acknowledge anyone but themselves. Arg. |
Totally True. I cannot stand them. Nobody is better than anybody else.
 | The godfather - Because you stole their underwear. In a duel to the death, the winner would be ... It'd be a tie. |
ROFLMFAO!!!!!
| You should be a Vampire |
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| You like to go sexy/scary at Halloween. You love horror movies and the ideals of Halloween (and all of the candy doesn’t hurt either). You are very laid back and love to chill with your friends watching scary movies on Halloween. |
Okay Okay Halloween passed me by I know... but we don't celebrate Halloween here in SA really. So yeah... was just curious... Yummy!
Maryx
WANTED FOR: illegally downloading a song by Metallica
REWARD: a backstage pass to the concert of your choice
Bullsh!t
You were force-fed broccoli smoothies.
Because of this, You say 'that's hot' more than 3 times a day
Because of this, You say 'that's hot' more than 3 times a day
Double Bullsh!t. I think. =S
| You will get into the Guinness Book of World Records for falling from the highest level without dying |  |
Cool. I think. =D
Fun is most important in your life.
Having a high focus on fun indicates that you value your own enjoyment over anything else. And there is nothing wrong with that. Your motto is we're here for a good time - not a long time.
I have to admit... that might just be partially true.
| Kindness |
| Kindness is most important in a boyfriend/girlfriend. You want someone who will go through everything with you - the best moments and the worst, and all of those other moments in between. You love to be able to say anything to your partner, and have them say anything to you. You are able to be extremely close with your partner for that reason. |
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TRUE
I'm Maryx and I'm in Office Administration.... LMAO!
| 'I feel like the floor of a taxi cab.' - Dr. Egon Spengler, Ghostbusters |
WTF?!
| Maryx will travel Back in Time... |
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| To visit your ancestors in the 6th century |
Quite Possibly... =D
| Pretty in Pink |
| Your life mostly resembles Pretty in Pink. You have some financial difficulties, but because of them you are more creative. You are prone to having a sidekick who follows you everywhere because you are so cool. |
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=D
| You should learn Japanese |
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| You should learn Japanese. You are very practical, and enjoy setting goals for yourself. You feel very rewarded when you accomplish something big. |
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Urm... Okay.
ROFLMFAO!!! *Ahem!*
Bullsh!t
Whoop Whoop!! =D Heehee!
| Maryke's Rejected Horoscope: |
| You will cut yourself on a butter knife causing your friends to make fun of you until you collapse due to loss of blood |
Nice... What awesome friends I have...
| Your Back, Arms, Legs! |
| Your best features are your legs, arms and back. You have sexy written all over you. |
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Yeah Baby Yeah! =D
Yum Yum!! =D *Cheesy Grin*
You fit in with Normal
You don't really fit into any highschool stereotype: you're pretty much normal. Hovering somewhere in the middle between non-conformity and conformity, you're your own person ... within the group.
True!
| Maryx, you should ... |
| Get vampire caps on your teeth to frighten children |
*EVIL LAUGH*
Whoop Whoop!!! Hell Yeah! =D
Imploringly while trying to recant, Maryke Pretorius died laughing hysterically.
Maryke Pretorius will be terribly missed by Prince Charles.
Maryke Pretorius will be terribly missed by Prince Charles.
What a way to go!! Love It! (And WTF Prince Charles?! hehe)
| Maryx: Recipe for Love | ||
| - a scoop of sensitivity | ||
| - 1/4 of a cup of romance | ||
| - a dash of fun | ||
| Blend together quickly and serve. | ||
That looks just about right...
Why are you going to hell?
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Urm... Oookkkaaaayyyy... Whatever.
| Friend's Name | Word Association | Meaning |
| Grietjie | Bat | Mysterious, Intelligent, Enigma. This person is hugely alluring to you. |
| Jean-Marie | Bell | Someone whom you feel may be dangerous to let into your heart. |
| Ilze | Pearl | Beautiful and real - you have a lot of respect for this person. |
| Chantelle | Lantern | The person who sees you for you. |
| Bernice | Wig | You believe this person to be totally insane. (And they SO are!) |
| Shannyn | Zoo | The least socially-conventional person that you know. (And, consequently, the most fun.) |
Urm.. okay... sorta kinda ... Oh Whateva!
FFS?! Come on man! When I'm dying?!
| Maryke Pretorius will be reincarnated as... |
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| A real-life boondock saint |
Urm.. okkkaaaayyyy...
| You are 28% messed up. You are not messed up, which is odd because practically everyone else is. Maybe that makes you even more messed up than the others. |
So which one do you think it is?! =D
| You are 100% Normal |  |
| You are shockingly normal... and since normal doesn't really exist, that is kinda scary. In fact, you are scarier than the most abnormal person. Go you! | |
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
LMAO!
You'll die from a Heart Attack during Sex.
Your a lover not a fighter but sadly, in the act of making love your heart will stop. But what a way to go.
Your a lover not a fighter but sadly, in the act of making love your heart will stop. But what a way to go.
SECOND Quiz that confirms this... HAHAHAHAHA!! Hell Yeah! =D
| You are 73% likeable | |
| You are a likeable person. You are fiercely loyal to your friends and you have a lot of them. You have may have a few enemies but it is only because they don't really know the real you. |
SO TRUE!
| Adri Pretorius is Proud to Announce the Birth of her Child, Maryke Pretorius, on July 15, 1988. | |
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| Unfortunately, Maryke Pretorius is the anti-christ. | |
| Adri Pretorius is visiting an exorcist soon. | |
Urm... Lovely! HAHA!
I DO live in hope... =D
 | Your special ability is ... Causing natural disasters to kill your enemies (and consequently killing millions of others) |
Oh Sh!t
Whoop Whoop!! =D
Hell Yeah!! =D
Wow... Sh!t
| You are 31% High-Maintenance! | |||
| You're a little high-maintenance, but not that much. You like being pampered, but that doesn't mean you're afraid of hard work - you can get the job done, if need be. | |||
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Well that's not too bad...
 | You will spend your time hiding a shiny piece of foil you found. |
What's the fun in that?!
| You are Original Barbie! | |
| You are traditional and are fond of being treated like a lady. You are kindhearted and naive, but adored by all. |  |
TRUE
 | You will never get married. You won't have any kids. You will live for another 50-60 years. |
WTF?!?!?! Kill me now?!?! Please Please Please Kill Me Now?!?!?!?!?!
(Yeah Whatever)
That could work... as long as I'm a sexy pirate
Works for me... =D
LMFAO!!! Totally!!!
| Maryx - 2 teaspoons of athleticism - 2 teaspoons of caring - a gallon of romance Season and serve. |
=D
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| You have the best social skills. You love meeting new people and get along with practically anybody. You have tons of friends and are constantly making more. You rule. |
Hell yeah!! Whoop Whoop!! =D
| - July 15 - | |
| You are very sensitive and sympathetic to the feelings of others. You are friendly and fun to be with, but you are easily hurt by others. You are a homebody sometimes and enjoy just chilling with friends. |  |
Positive Traits: nurturing, domestic, understanding, artistic, generous | |
Negative Traits: codependency, resistance to change, stubborn, manipulative, needy | |
TRUE TRUE TRUE... as always!
Oh no... Urm...
Dear Future Hubs,
Please don't propose at an amusement park. I'll laugh at you.
Love,
Your Wife to Be
| Your Soul-Mate's Name will Start with the Letter... | ||
| J | ||
Yeah... Right...
WTF?! Urm... no... My greatest fear is losing someone I love.
 | "Whether you think you can or whether you think you can't, you're right." |
| - Henry Ford | |
Words of wisdom right there...
| You LIKE Them! |  |
| You really like the person you are with, but it hasn't gotten to the point that you love them yet. Stick with it, and it might turn into love! | |
True. True. I'm hoping it turns into love yes. =D
Oookkkkaaaayyy... Cool.
Maryke Pretorius,
your name's Secret Meaning is...
your name's Secret Meaning is...
"Pessimistically Optimistic"
=D
There you have it! =D
I LOVE THAT NAME!
=D Nice!
Okay Okay I'll stop now. You've probably stopped reading anyway. Shows you my boredom and inability to do anything but copy and paste today. I have so much to do and NO intention of doing it today. Work included. Although... I'm heading to Muaythai again today, it's awesome btw! Have to get over my laziness though...
So do some and let me know what you got!
9 comments:
You my dear had a whole lotta time on your hands.
Some of these are way funny!
How long did it take you to copy and paste these? I'm trying not to think about how long it took you to take the quizes themselves.
Jenn - Yeah I know, I kinda did. Although... in my defence... the quizes were REALLY short. Some of them only requires your name or the push of a button! =D Dumb, I know. Don't judge. LMAO!
Kys - Not too long... see above. =D Heehee!
Death through sex? oh my, that's amusing and pretty sad at the same time :p
So True Andhari! But I mean... at least I die happy right? (Depends on the sex I guess!) LMAO!
So… you’ll die from a heart attack during sex, but your obituary will record it as ‘while laughing hysterically’? There’s a thought to toy with.
Simon - Oh Sh!t... Urm...
Oh yeah, I meant to say I did a similar questionnaire of Facebook a couple of weeks ago, telling you what famous literary character you were. I was Frodo Baggins:
Simon completed the quiz "What Famous Literary Character Are You?" with the result Frodo Baggins from The Lord of the Rings Trilogy!.
You are Frodo Baggins from J.R.R. Tolkien's most famous fantasy series. You're one of the most kind and loyal friends a person can have. You're committed to always doing what you feel is ...right, even if you don't always succeed. Your purity and devotion can turn some people away, but most love you and consider you trustworthy. Despite your rather timid disposition, you're actually exceedingly brave when the time calls for it. You're driven by a powerful sense of duty, even if you're most comfortable living a dull, boring life at home. Most would criticize you for being naive, but their opinions don't matter to you. You may not be very multidimensional, but who needs depth when you've got so much happiness?
I love the way they damn with faint praise on these things. :)
Simon - Nice! Facebook quizzes and these type of quizzes are so funny. But strange enough... sometimes a truth jumps out at you that you didn't expect. HAHA!! Thanx for sharing! =D
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