Nov 16, 2009




Yeah go ahead and laugh. I did too. I thought these would be funny. I came across
this site and thought 'Hey why the hell not... I'm bored...' So there you go! LMAO!!

*Click to enlarge and read*

Phychic huh? Not the first time I've heard that about myself...

SO True!

Death through Sex!
You are going to die by having a heart attack during sex. This is probably because it fills up so much of your time now that if you died doing anything else, it would be going against the odds.

Whoop Whoop!!!! Now THAT'S the way to go!! =D

You are 53% Psychic!
You are psychic. You are above average when it comes to perceiving the future. You are very observant and clever, with a good amount of common sense. It is very easy for you to predict things and be correct.

Yeah Yeah...

You hate Smug People!
Smugness is your biggest pet peeve. What with all their thinking they’re so good. They are so self-absorbed, they won’t acknowledge anyone but themselves. Arg.

Totally True. I cannot stand them. Nobody is better than anybody else.

The godfather - Because you stole their underwear.

In a duel to the death, the winner would be ... It'd be a tie.


You should be a Vampire
You like to go sexy/scary at Halloween. You love horror movies and the ideals of Halloween (and all of the candy doesn’t hurt either). You are very laid back and love to chill with your friends watching scary movies on Halloween.

Okay Okay Halloween passed me by I know... but we don't celebrate Halloween here in SA really. So yeah... was just curious... Yummy!

WANTED FOR: illegally downloading a song by Metallica
REWARD: a backstage pass to the concert of your choice


You were force-fed broccoli smoothies.

Because of this, You say 'that's hot' more than 3 times a day

Double Bullsh!t. I think. =S

You will get into the Guinness Book of World Records for falling from the highest level without - What does your future hold?

Cool. I think. =D

Fun is most important in your life.
Having a high focus on fun indicates that you value your own enjoyment over anything else. And there is nothing wrong with that. Your motto is we're here for a good time - not a long time.
Life Piechart -

I have to admit... that might just be partially true.

Kindness is most important in a boyfriend/girlfriend. You want someone who will go through everything with you - the best moments and the worst, and all of those other moments in between. You love to be able to say anything to your partner, and have them say anything to you. You are able to be extremely close with your partner for that reason.
Perfect BF/GF Piechart -


I'm Maryx and I'm in Office Administration.... LMAO!

'I feel like the floor of a taxi cab.'

- Dr. Egon Spengler, Ghostbusters


Maryx will travel Back in Time...
To visit your ancestors in the 6th century

Quite Possibly... =D

Pretty in Pink
Your life mostly resembles Pretty in Pink. You have some financial difficulties, but because of them you are more creative. You are prone to having a sidekick who follows you everywhere because you are so cool.


You should learn Japanese
QuizGalaxy Language Quiz!
You should learn Japanese. You are very practical, and enjoy setting goals for yourself. You feel very rewarded when you accomplish something big.

Urm... Okay.

Maryx's best excuse is ... - What's your best excuse?"Porn is addictive"

ROFLMFAO!!! *Ahem!*


Maryx [adjective] --
Visually addictive

Whoop Whoop!! =D Heehee!

Maryke's Rejected Horoscope:
You will cut yourself on a butter knife causing your friends to make fun of you until you collapse due to loss of blood

Nice... What awesome friends I have...

Your Back, Arms, Legs!
Your best features are your legs, arms and back. You have sexy written all over you.

Yeah Baby Yeah! =D

Maryke Pretorius
Tastes like Cherries

Yum Yum!! =D *Cheesy Grin*

You fit in with Normal
You don't really fit into any highschool stereotype: you're pretty much normal. Hovering somewhere in the middle between non-conformity and conformity, you're your own person ... within the group.


Maryx, you should ...
Get vampire caps on your teeth to frighten children


Maryke Pills:

Will cause severe horniness

Whoop Whoop!!! Hell Yeah! =D

Imploringly while trying to recant, Maryke Pretorius died laughing hysterically.

Maryke Pretorius will be terribly missed by Prince Charles.

What a way to go!! Love It! (And WTF Prince Charles?! hehe)

Recipe for Love

- a scoop of sensitivity

- 1/4 of a cup of romance

- a dash of fun
Blend together quickly and serve.

That looks just about right...

Why are you going to hell?

Urm... Oookkkaaaayyyy... Whatever.

Friend's NameWord AssociationMeaning
GrietjieBatMysterious, Intelligent, Enigma. This person is hugely alluring to you.
Jean-MarieBellSomeone whom you feel may be dangerous to let into your heart.
IlzePearlBeautiful and real - you have a lot of respect for this person.
ChantelleLanternThe person who sees you for you.
BerniceWigYou believe this person to be totally insane. (And they SO are!)
ShannynZooThe least socially-conventional person that you know. (And, consequently, the most fun.)

Urm.. okay... sorta kinda ... Oh Whateva!

Maryke's Last Words will be ..."Marry me, baby!"

FFS?! Come on man! When I'm dying?!

Maryke Pretorius will be reincarnated as...
A real-life boondock saint

Urm.. okkkaaaayyyy...


You are 28% messed up.

You are not messed up, which is odd because practically everyone else is. Maybe that makes you even more messed up than the others.

So which one do you think it is?! =D

You are 100%
You are shockingly normal... and since normal doesn't really exist, that is kinda scary. In fact, you are scarier than the most abnormal person. Go you!


In Amsterdam

Walked around naked


You'll die from a Heart Attack during Sex.

Your a lover not a fighter but sadly, in the act of making love your heart will stop. But what a way to go.

SECOND Quiz that confirms this... HAHAHAHAHA!! Hell Yeah! =D

You are 73% likeable
You are a likeable person. You are fiercely loyal to your friends and you have a lot of them. You have may have a few enemies but it is only because they don't really know the real you.


Adri Pretorius is Proud to Announce the Birth of her Child, Maryke Pretorius, on July 15, 1988.

Unfortunately, Maryke Pretorius is the anti-christ.

Adri Pretorius is visiting an exorcist soon.

Urm... Lovely! HAHA!

I DO live in hope... =D

QuizGalaxy.comYour special ability is ... Causing natural disasters to kill your enemies (and consequently killing millions of others)

Oh Sh!t

QuizGalaxy.comYou will be ... The boss

Whoop Whoop!! =D

You'll be caught...
Dancing like nobody's watching

Hell Yeah!! =D


Maryke Pretorius
Was last seen speaking in tongues

Wow... Sh!t

You are 31% High-Maintenance!
You're a little high-maintenance, but not that much. You like being pampered, but that doesn't mean you're afraid of hard work - you can get the job done, if need be.

Well that's not too bad...

QuizGalaxy.comYou will spend your time hiding a shiny piece of foil you found.

What's the fun in that?!

You are Original Barbie!
You are traditional and are fond of being treated like a lady. You are kindhearted and naive, but adored by


QuizGalaxy.comYou will never get married. You won't have any kids. You will live for another 50-60 years.

WTF?!?!?! Kill me now?!?! Please Please Please Kill Me Now?!?!?!?!?!
(Yeah Whatever)

Maryke Pretorius [verb] ~
To be a pirate

That could work... as long as I'm a sexy pirate

Your Secret Wish is...
To bring about world peace

Works for me... =D

Maryke Pretorius
"CALM DOWN - It's party time"

LMFAO!!! Totally!!!


- 2 teaspoons of athleticism
- 2 teaspoons of caring
- a gallon of romance

Season and serve.

You have the best social skills. You love meeting new people and get along with practically anybody. You have tons of friends and are constantly making more. You rule.

Hell yeah!! Whoop Whoop!! =D

- July 15 -
You are very sensitive and sympathetic to the feelings of others. You are friendly and fun to be with, but you are easily hurt by others. You are a homebody sometimes and enjoy just chilling with
Positive Traits:
nurturing, domestic, understanding, artistic, generous
Negative Traits:
codependency, resistance to change, stubborn, manipulative, needy

TRUE TRUE TRUE... as always!

How will you be proposed to?At the amusment park
What will you say?"Yes"

Oh no... Urm...

Dear Future Hubs,

Please don't propose at an amusement park. I'll laugh at you.

Your Wife to Be

Your Soul-Mate's Name will Start with the Letter...


Yeah... Right...

QuizGalaxy.comYour greatest fear is that you will be eaten by a swarm of bats.

WTF?! Urm... no... My greatest fear is losing someone I love."Whether you think you can or whether you think you can't, you're right."
- Henry Ford

Words of wisdom right there...

You LIKE Them!
You really like the person you are with, but it hasn't gotten to the point that you love them yet. Stick with it, and it might turn into love!

True. True. I'm hoping it turns into love yes. =D

Oookkkkaaaayyy... Cool.

Maryke Pretorius,
your name's Secret Meaning is...
"Pessimistically Optimistic"


There you have it! =D

You are fun and unique.
Your parents should have named you...


Find out which Twilight Man is meant for you.  Take the free twilight quiz now.

=D Nice!

Okay Okay I'll stop now. You've probably stopped reading anyway. Shows you my boredom and inability to do anything but copy and paste today. I have so much to do and NO intention of doing it today. Work included. Although... I'm heading to Muaythai again today, it's awesome btw! Have to get over my laziness though...

So do some and let me know what you got!


Jenn(ifer) said...

You my dear had a whole lotta time on your hands.

Some of these are way funny!

kys said...

How long did it take you to copy and paste these? I'm trying not to think about how long it took you to take the quizes themselves.

Maryx said...

Jenn - Yeah I know, I kinda did. Although... in my defence... the quizes were REALLY short. Some of them only requires your name or the push of a button! =D Dumb, I know. Don't judge. LMAO!

Kys - Not too long... see above. =D Heehee!

Andhari said...

Death through sex? oh my, that's amusing and pretty sad at the same time :p

Maryx said...

So True Andhari! But I mean... at least I die happy right? (Depends on the sex I guess!) LMAO!

Simon said...

So… you’ll die from a heart attack during sex, but your obituary will record it as ‘while laughing hysterically’? There’s a thought to toy with.

Maryx said...

Simon - Oh Sh!t... Urm...

Simon said...

Oh yeah, I meant to say I did a similar questionnaire of Facebook a couple of weeks ago, telling you what famous literary character you were. I was Frodo Baggins:

Simon completed the quiz "What Famous Literary Character Are You?" with the result Frodo Baggins from The Lord of the Rings Trilogy!.
You are Frodo Baggins from J.R.R. Tolkien's most famous fantasy series. You're one of the most kind and loyal friends a person can have. You're committed to always doing what you feel is ...right, even if you don't always succeed. Your purity and devotion can turn some people away, but most love you and consider you trustworthy. Despite your rather timid disposition, you're actually exceedingly brave when the time calls for it. You're driven by a powerful sense of duty, even if you're most comfortable living a dull, boring life at home. Most would criticize you for being naive, but their opinions don't matter to you. You may not be very multidimensional, but who needs depth when you've got so much happiness?

I love the way they damn with faint praise on these things. :)

Maryx said...

Simon - Nice! Facebook quizzes and these type of quizzes are so funny. But strange enough... sometimes a truth jumps out at you that you didn't expect. HAHA!! Thanx for sharing! =D